Oh my ew. We recently acquired a dog. Kids just let the dog in. Neighbor calls. Dog was chewing on something in the backyard. I assume it was a rawhide bone. Neighbor (whose own dog has brought her bloody rabbits and whatnot in the past) said no, it was something brown. Something brown. Not the words i wanted to hear about anything unless it is chocolate. I went out to see what it could be. Didn't have to look for long. At the foot of the stairs I found it. Still not sure what it is. It had bones and a tail, and skin that looked leathery- whatever it was had been dead so long that it no longer had a stink. Ew. That is all.

Ohhh...the joys of doggie ownership. It only gets better from here.